Pssssst. C’mere. I have something to ask you.
Do you have any more of those peanuts? You see I like the way they make my fur shine. The oil is so good for my coat, and I like the way the shells crunch.
No, I’m not trying to be coy. Look at the way the sun glints off of my hair. Nice, huh?
So. Whadya say? Maybe some Cheeky Monkey instead?