Oh, hi. I am ready for peanuts. You do have peanuts, right?
Pardon me while I fix this spot right here. That one spot won’t lay flat. I always try to look my best. It’s important.
Silly me. That’s a stick. I thought it was a pretzel or a snake for a minute there. I don’t like snakes. They scare me.
Is that an iPhone? Make sure you get my good side.
Hmm. Looks like there’s still room in the neighbor’s front yard for more peanuts. If I dig fast, he won’t see me burying them.
Huh? What did you say? Oh, thank you. I think you’re pretty, too.
It’s been great visiting with you. Same time same place tomorrow?