Will they be open or will they be closed?

Watch or listen to the cancellations!

Return to bed? I would not be opposed

Tune in to one of the TV stations!

When I was small, they never closed the schools

You, my son, have had numerous snow days

When I was small, the ones in charge were fools

Now they include snow days because it pays

Today you get to skip the bitter cold

It sure does feel like minus thirty five

My son, return to bed and blankets’ hold

Your Mom must venture out for a cold drive