Watch or listen to the cancellations!
Return to bed? I would not be opposed
Tune in to one of the TV stations!
When I was small, they never closed the schools
You, my son, have had numerous snow days
When I was small, the ones in charge were fools
Now they include snow days because it pays
Today you get to skip the bitter cold
It sure does feel like minus thirty five
My son, return to bed and blankets’ hold
Your Mom must venture out for a cold drive