He sleeps in her bed more than he does mine. My husband’s other woman. 

He takes her out more often than he does me. My husband’s other woman.

He fusses and frets when she misbehaves. My husband’s other woman. 

He admires her curves and polishes her bling. My husband’s other woman. 

He buys her pretty things. My husband’s other woman. 

He brags about her performance. My husband’s other woman. 

I may not love her like he does, but she keeps him safe and brings him back home to me every weekend. My husband’s other woman.