He sleeps in her bed more than he does mine. My husband’s other woman.
He takes her out more often than he does me. My husband’s other woman.
He fusses and frets when she misbehaves. My husband’s other woman.
He admires her curves and polishes her bling. My husband’s other woman.
He buys her pretty things. My husband’s other woman.
He brags about her performance. My husband’s other woman.
I may not love her like he does, but she keeps him safe and brings him back home to me every weekend. My husband’s other woman.
Ha! Great post. 🙂
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Thanks!
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And he always leave her for you.
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Aw, that’s true. She breaks down more than I do, too! And she has more miles on her!
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Interesting viewpoint…could be worse eh? 🙂
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Could be far worse. 😌
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