I should’ve known when I accidentally scooped the cat litter into my croc this morning that I’d have been better off going back to bed. 

Then when the cat threw up all down the side of the desk, it should’ve been a clue that the universe was not on my side today. 

I made it through the work day. I was on my way home, minding my own business and this happened. 

Elderly couple in the inside turn lane. It was a double turn lane. We both had the green light and both lanes are designated right turn only. I never left my lane as I turned beside her on her left. Bang! 

Some days it’s not worth getting out of bed. I know it’s just a car, and no one was hurt, but damn it, that’s my baby with the dented door and scuffed paint and wheel.